Asinine Quotes
The asinine quotes remain below. I'm dedicating this section to a friend of mine who took it upon himself to respond to one of my away messages: "Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone baby." He responded with:
in a world of pebbles it is nice to once in a while find a rock
it's a good thing you aren't in a pool, cause a rock like you would sink to the bottom
hey just because your a rock doesnt mean you can roll me over
Asinine Quotes>>
I finally got the balls to ask someone to hook me up!
-BCC
The ThighMaster is neither a thigh, nor a master. Discuss.
-MK, SNL
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8?
-MS
Listen....the cookies are rightfully mine, the court decided that 5 months ago
-RD
Sometimes when it's cold out, I like to rub ice cubes on my nipples.
I like caves!
Do cows go south for the winter, or is it just the dolphins? I like time.
When planes fly over, I pass out and wake up fifteen minutes later drooling
with my head duct taped to the floor. Does that happen to you? I can also hear
microwaves. The speak to me. They don't like you.
-MS
Maybe someday I'll have a sphincter too, then life will be perfect. No more
diapers!
-MS
my fault...but i can't really talk, BINGO night at the Mosque
-RD
I'm going spelunking...looking for elephants...I like elephants
-RD
What's up with these gas stations and their full service? I'll service myself
thanks. And another thing......air.
-MS
you should probably get some rest...especially if you are driving. Falling
asle (drives off of cliff) EEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.............
-RD
I like it when I get kicked in the head.
Matt stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what do you mean five dollers?
-MS, Simpsons
Hi, listen. The pigeons are fine
-RD
If you don't stop foolling around back there,
i'll have your father turn right around home, and you won't be going to the
House of Bottle Caps.
-RD
You know, before... clowns used to scare me. But
they don't anymore. Do you want to hold me?
-MK
Gotta run, my headless gingerbread spidermonkeys are
just about done.
-MK
Thinking twice as much as the next guy is hard, but masturbating with two
hands is a hard on. Milk makes me laugh... it's so serious all the time.
What's with dust?
-MK