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You are pretty. Nov 28, 2002

Your lover will never wish to leave. Nov 28, 2002

Drop the attitude... People find you much too smug. Nov 29, 2002

Wish You A Good Health! Nov 29, 2002

You will come across great fortune. Dec 13, 2002

You smoke too much pot. Dec 21, 2002

psssp...you have something in your teeth Dec 22, 2002

HPV = Love bumps Dec 29, 2002

Don't drink and drive Dec 29, 2002

Don't Do Drugs Dec 29, 2002

You have had a good start. Work harder! Dec 30, 2002

You will have a better ass than Britney Spears. Jan 07, 2003

Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth. Feb 14, 2003

So it's your birthday. So what. Apr 24, 2003

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. May 05, 2003

You will meet someone amazing Jun 27, 2003

If you are hungry, have another fortune cookie. Jun 27, 2003

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery. Sep 04, 2003

Your will grow back soon! Sep 08, 2003

You want another fortune cookie. Nov 15, 2003

You have just read a fortune. Nov 19, 2003

It is better to remain quiet and appear stupid than to speak and remove all doubt. Dec 17, 2003

radio is good Feb 26, 2004

Religion is a short cut to thinking Mar 11, 2004

May you grow rich (in bed). Apr 23, 2004

Bigger things are yet to come Jun 13, 2004

hot naked girls Aug 06, 2004

That wasnt chicken Aug 09, 2004

You will watch the Olympics Aug 23, 2004

....meow? Oct 05, 2004

You RIAR Oct 19, 2004

all your bases are belong to us! Dec 19, 2004

Anything that is hard isnt worth doing Mar 14, 2005

Yes, you did leave the iron on Mar 14, 2005

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery. Jul 08, 2005

u never know wat u get Oct 03, 2005

Annunziata Nov 08, 2007

You arent very good Jun 23, 2008